Book-A-Minute
- (People are MEAN to Jane Eyre.)
- Edward Rochester: I have a dark secret. Will you stay with me no matter what?
- Jane Eyre: Yes.
- Edward Rochester: My secret is that I have a lunatic wife.
- Jane Eyre: Bye.
- (Jane Eyre leaves. Somebody dies. Jane Eyre returns.)
- THE END
Posted May 21, 2012 at 3:31pm
Book-A-Minute
- Iago: Your wife's cheating on you.
- Othello: She is? (kills wife) Damn, she wasn't really.
- THE END
Posted May 21, 2012 at 3:30pm
Danisnotonfire teaches us ‘How To Procrastinate - LIKE A PRO’!



